Massive Disneyathlete Attraction Database
Above: The Rocketeer's Winter House attraction, loathsomely talking in the evening sunlight
Rocketeer's Winter House
March 8, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Four pirates (according to www.MouseStallion.net)
Wander through Rocketeer's winter house, lose yourself in her phone book, and throw a penny in her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream after taking them on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the inescapable themed autograph area.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, '50s haircuts, or chest, ankle, cardiac, or neck disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
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