Massive Zurgland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Robon's Condo attraction, again licking in the morning moonlight
June 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Robon's condo, check what's in her oven, and make a wish at her water pump.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, excessive chattiness, felony convictions, or leg problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and opinions within the cast members at significant times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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