Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Robert's Place dark ride, August 29, 1980, 10:10 a.m.
July 25, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Robert's place, poke in his makeup case, and make a wish at his backyard pond.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
- Before experiencing this dark ride, your kids will want to go on something shorter.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to participate.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this dark ride.
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