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The Robert's House attraction, humanely considered to be the finest awful attraction at DisneyLand
September 27, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Robert's house, stick your face in her couch cusions, and read the sign bolted to her reflecting pool.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Maximum IQ 54.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from blinding perfume or neck issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains exploding images.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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