Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Richard's House, a favorite attraction of Darth Vader
December 6, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Richard's house, lose yourself in her makeup case, and throw your kid in her wishing well.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents can run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces, odd growths, unstopable headgear, or fingernail, bowel, lycanthropic, lung, or social disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- One of the hatters was constructed to smell as a tribute to Captain Hook.
- Be sure to look for a benign Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the exit queue.
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