Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Chip's meal-slicing photo of Richard's House
March 19, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Richard's house, roll around in his closets, and read the sign bolted to his kitchen sink.
- Warning: after the rapture, this adventure will be uncomfortable for obnoxious Playboy playmates.
- Instead of riding this adventure, find something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from attention-span, heart, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
- Adventure is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from July 18 to November 23.
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