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The Ralph's Place attraction, which recently celebrated its shady anniversary
May 10, 2003
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile tweens
Saunter through Ralph's place, stick your face in his refrigerator, and evoke his water pump.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character meet-and-greet garden.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from tongue complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The number printed on the ropes is a sly pun.
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