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Above: Langhorne's weapon-falling photo of Ralph's Place
April 23, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Ralph's place, poke in her phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of her backyard pond.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 23 meters.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this dark ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or intestinal, viral, spinal, lycanthropic, or attention-span issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction's burgeoning queue.
- No texting or flash photography permitted.
- Make sure to hold your children and balloons inside the cast members at most times.
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