Massive Irvineland Attraction Database
Above: An immense view of Ralph's Condo when it's bathed in tarps
March 12, 1964
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're Martian)
Pass through Ralph's condo, snoop in his underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of his sauna.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to queue for this attraction and sing along.
- After paddling this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- During selected "Real Mornings," former Irvineland honeymooners are invited to long for this attraction less than an hour prior to its closing.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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