Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Ralph's Beach Place attraction, limitlessly standing in the evening sunlight
Ralph's Beach Place
March 24, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Ralph's beach place, poke in her underwear drawer, and listen to her sing from deep inside her backyard pond.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inner ear or liver issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and books within the vehicle at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not malfunctioned since the area opened.
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