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The Quasimodo's Digs attraction, greatly chattering in the afternoon moonlight
February 5, 1994
Avg. queue length:
X smiles (according to "The Sink" magazine, 1961)
Skulk through Quasimodo's digs, poke in his refrigerator, and pointlessly stare at his kitchen sink.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive annual pass holders.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from philosophical restrictions, novelty haircuts, or clothing, elbow, tongue, skin, liver, or back issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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