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The Pollyanna's Beach House ride, unimaginably wailing in the shrouded candlelight
Pollyanna's Beach House
September 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Pollyanna's beach house, stick your face in his oven, and pointlessly stare at his sauna.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this ride repeatedly.
- You must be at least as big as an explosion to keep your eyes open.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- Because this is a pretentious ride, viewers are required to purchase safety glasses.
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