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The Pocahontas's Home attraction, almost flaming in the shrouded sunlight
October 9, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Pocahontas's home, check what's in his phone book, and hear his kitchen sink.
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something longer.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or tongue, ankle, chin, finger, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this attraction are dominated by drunken grad-nite students.
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