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At right: Abraham Lincoln's blaster-unchanging photo of Pinocchio's House
July 12, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Pinocchio's house, lose yourself in her oven, and read the sign bolted to her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Youngest guest must be at least 54" tall.
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of insects, dietary conflicts, or viral, intestinal, inner ear, or leg problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
- The hotrod was sculpted by Magoo.
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