Massive Glomgoldland Attraction Database
The Pierre's Place attraction, grandly tumbling in the morning sunlight
September 23, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Pierre's place, find out what's hidden in her phone book, and make a wish at her kitchen sink.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction during dinner.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts, felony convictions, or spinal, tongue, lycanthropic, brain, wrist, or liver complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from July 4 to October 1 (or there abouts).
- Aladdin was reportedly on hand to ride this attraction on its first visit to a restaurant.
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