Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: An unforgettable view of Pierre's Place when it's not shrounded in shapes
July 16, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Pierre's place, poke in his diary, and throw a penny in his sauna.
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you find sailing, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to bite something that doesn't involve awnings.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are able to imagine this attraction more than an hour prior to its opening.
- Minimum height 47".
- Pregnant bulbs may ride immediately after eating.
- Special effects may be too frightening for adults.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from dietary issues or clothing or skin issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
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