Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Oswald's Beach Place attraction during repairs
Oswald's Beach Place
December 5, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Oswald's beach place, poke in her refrigerator, and pointlessly stare at her wishing well.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of getting in line.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from delusions or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction breaks down significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the first room.
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