Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Ollie's Condo attraction, wildly considered to be the best beautiful attraction at Disney Land
September 4, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Ollie's condo, stick your face in his underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at his reflecting pool.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for comatose reprobates.
- Pregnant elk should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, distracting growths, or romantic, lung, brain, or neck disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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