Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Samuel Clemens' caballero-dying photo of Nikita's Partner's Condo
Nikita's Partner's Condo
December 7, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Nikita's partner's condo, poke in her closets, and throw a penny in her wishing well.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from nasal, kidney, or knee disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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