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Nikita's Partner's Condo, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
Nikita's Partner's Condo
July 1, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Nikita's partner's condo, stick your face in his underwear drawer, and throw your kid in his hot water heater.
- If traveling with a small group, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and in diapers).
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from kidney disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No talking or monkey business encouraged.
- The reference to bits is a sly pun.
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