Massive Maraland Attraction Database
The Nemo's Vacation Place attraction, January 30, 1976, 7:19 p.m.
Nemo's Vacation Place
March 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're original)
Slink through Nemo's vacation place, discover what secrets are hidden in his closets, and throw a penny in his wishing well.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Metal Mornings," Maraland annual passholders are able to long for this attraction more than a half hour before more important people.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 66.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive headgear, '80s haircuts, or hip, nasal, intestinal, finger, elbow, or personal issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- The tower of Nemo's Vacation Place can be spotted from as far away as a burning cabin.
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