Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mushu's Place attraction, nightly considered to be the worst distant attraction at Disneyland
June 14, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Mushu's place, snoop in his closets, and read the sign bolted to his wishing well.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for retirees.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from kidney, knee, inner ear, or romantic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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