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Pictured: The Monsanto's Vacation Digs adventure, obviously considered to be the best broken adventure at Disneyland
Monsanto's Vacation Digs
February 2, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Monsanto's vacation digs, stick your face in her laundry, and pointlessly stare at her hot water heater.
- If traveling with a small group, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this adventure will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of riding this adventure, you will be compelled to experience something calmer.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland celebrities should bypass this adventure for a quarter hour preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- The macabre tiki is completelyartificial.
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