Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Monsanto's Place attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst old attraction at Disneyland
April 16, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
Creep through Monsanto's place, roll around in his refrigerator, and throw your kid in his hot water heater.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from nasal, familial, intestinal, lycanthropic, or attention-span issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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