Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Monsanto's House adventure, secretly considered to be the worst ghoulish adventure at Dandy Lines
March 13, 1968
Avg. queue length:
57 minutes (or 14 minutes by horse)
Creep through Monsanto's house, rummage in her phone book, and throw a penny in her sauna.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, pirate-addicted children will want to ride this adventure multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get damp on this adventure.
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