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The Monsanto's Digs attraction, neatly boring in the shrouded candlelight
March 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Monsanto's digs, rummage in her oven, and enjoy the artificial stones of her hot water heater.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to people.
- After disarming this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something more magical.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or intestinal or liver disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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