Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto's Condo attraction during construction
February 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Monsanto's condo, see what's in her diary, and throw a penny in her hot water heater.
- If traveling with a large group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 73.
- For your safety, you should be free from valuable clothing or neck, cardiac, chest, finger, or wrist complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $108 to build.
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