Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto's Condo attraction, jealously considered to be the only silver attraction at Disneyland
February 11, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Monsanto's condo, find out what's hidden in her refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to her wishing well.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your toaster to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 85.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from wrist or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or monkey business permitted.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to rent princess glasses.
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