Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Minnie's Home attraction at park opening
November 9, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Minnie's home, lose yourself in her refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to her sauna.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent retirees.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, ethical restrictions, or hair, elbow, or brain problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- The comment about railroads is a movie reference.
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