Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Michael's Summer Digs attraction, obviously considered to be the worst supernatural attraction at Disneyland
Michael's Summer Digs
November 28, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a smidge mouse ears
Pass through Michael's summer digs, discover what secrets are hidden in his underwear drawer, and throw a penny in his hot water heater.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be dominated by Nikita Khrushchev impersonators.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something more relaxing.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland sponsors will want to bypass this attraction less than a minute prior to its opening.
- Explosions may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or chest, bowel, tongue, or ribcage disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's queue.
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