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Below: A safe view of Michael's House when it's not covered in children
September 21, 2001
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Wander through Michael's house, check what's in her closets, and throw a penny in her sauna.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Pregnant fiends can use the restroom first.
- The woods near this attraction are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
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