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Kaa's privateer-writhing photo of Michael's Home
March 22, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Michael's home, see what's in his underwear drawer, and throw a penny in his kitchen sink.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, '50s haircuts, runny perfume, or intestinal or back issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This show closes at a moment's notice.
- Make sure to maintain your children and strollers away from the show at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Show is closed for scheduled repairs from May 24 until about August 30 (or there abouts).
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