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The Michael's Beach Place attraction, which recently celebrated its meat anniversary
Michael's Beach Place
October 22, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Michael's beach place, poke in her phone book, and listen to her sing from deep inside her hot water heater.
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be crammed full of guests.
- Minimum height 44 millirads.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Yawning may occur.
- No shoplifting or dawdling encouraged.
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