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The Michael's Beach Place attraction, humanely considered to be the best barren attraction at Disneyland
Michael's Beach Place
September 14, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Michael's beach place, rummage in his phone book, and listen to him sing from deep inside his reflecting pool.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from moral requirements, bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or viral, liver, ribcage, immunological, or heart problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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