Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Figaro's crate-floating photo of Merlin's Condo
April 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Merlin's condo, see what's in her oven, and read the sign bolted to her kitchen sink.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this thrill ride.
- Before experiencing this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
- Thrill ride may be too intense for children.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, runny perfume, or knee, social, chest, kidney, attention-span, or blood issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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