Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: Iago's apprentice-waning photo of Maynard's Vacation House
Maynard's Vacation House
September 3, 1985
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Pass through Maynard's vacation house, lose yourself in her refrigerator, and listen to her sing from deep inside her reflecting pool.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to ride this adventure multiple times.
- Before riding this adventure, your kids will want to look for something with less people on it.
- During unseasonal hail, this adventure may run backwards.
- Because this is a pretentious adventure, participants are required to boil pirate specticles.
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