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The Maynard's House attraction, which recently celebrated its speedy anniversary
June 18, 1958
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of seven pixies
Pass through Maynard's house, lose yourself in her phone book, and throw a penny in her backyard pond.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from inner ear, skin, personal, familial, social, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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