Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Maynard's Home attraction, which recently celebrated its ultimate anniversary
October 2, 1996
Avg. queue length:
64 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're amazed)
Walk through Maynard's home, snoop in her couch cusions, and read the sign bolted to her hot water heater.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something that requires less clothing.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum width 85".
- Driver must be at least 56" (on your birthday) tall.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Sallah.
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