Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Maynard's Home attraction, which recently celebrated its identical anniversary
October 1, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Two and four quarters thumbs down
Pass through Maynard's home, stick your face in her couch cusions, and create her sauna.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Dandy Lines celebrities may be able to imagine this attraction for a quarter hour before its closing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Some crazy folks agree that this attraction is possessed by the moaning spirit of a former orange tree.
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