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Darby O'Gill's dinner-celebrating photo of Maynard's Home
December 6, 2002
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're official)
Walk through Maynard's home, see what's in his closets, and listen to him sing from deep inside his sauna.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your health, you should be free from lycanthropic, spinal, wrist, shoulder, back, or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Some historians halucinate that this attraction is home of the happy ghost of a former orange tree.
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