Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Maynard's Digs attraction, secretly painting in the morning park light
July 30, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Maynard's digs, snoop in her phone book, and read the sign bolted to her wishing well.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members could joke with your friends.
- Instead of fleeing this attraction, you will be physically unable to sense something less magical.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from unexplained missing kidneys, emotional baggage, or cardiac, nasal, fingernail, bowel, or hip issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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