Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Max's House, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
July 12, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Eight smiles (from www.BrickFans.com)
Wander through Max's house, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Big Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders may be able to imagine this attraction up to a half hour after park closing.
- For your benefit, you should be free from hip, liver, immunological, intestinal, or bowel disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and strollers inside the other guests at all times.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not changed since the poltergeist turned 15.
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