Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Max's Home attraction as seen from the top of Denmark
March 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Max's home, check what's in her phone book, and read the sign bolted to her sauna.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a cursed torch.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from motion sickness, '80s haircuts, or hair, knee, bowel, or attention-span disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to obtain safety pants.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.