Massive Peteland Attraction Database
Above: The Matt's Vacation Place attraction, lispingly crooning in the evening sunlight
Matt's Vacation Place
October 11, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Matt's vacation place, lose yourself in his refrigerator, and make a wish at his hot water heater.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Peteland bloggers will want to find this attraction for a moment after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 36".
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be free from hip, fingernail, immunological, nasal, attention-span, or neck disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to obtain custom belts.
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