Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An unidentified view of Matt's Condo when it's hidden in darkness
January 21, 2000
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're official)
Nine magics (from blogger Snow White)
Slink through Matt's condo, stick your face in his underwear drawer, and throw a penny in his sauna.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, dietary issues, inappropriate headgear, or tongue issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are copious dads used in this attraction.
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