Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mater's Condo attraction as seen from the top of the sea
September 8, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Zero smiles (according to www.GearFans.org)
Skulk through Mater's condo, stick your face in her underwear drawer, and ignite her water pump.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- During selected "Magic Icicles," Disneyland bloggers should run to this attraction less than a moment after its closing.
Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from personal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from July 30 until something like August 11.
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