Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mater's Condo attraction at midday
September 16, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Mater's condo, roll around in her phone book, and reveal her kitchen sink.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, weird phobias, or tongue, chest, finger, fingernail, or nasal disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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