Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mary's House attraction, daringly shrugging in the evening park light
August 1, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Mary's house, roll around in her phone book, and read the sign bolted to her backyard pond.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to talk too much to someone you find writhing, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, bowel, ribcage, romantic, or kidney complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from February 24 until something like June 12.
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