Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mary's Condo attraction as seen from the top of Eden
October 2, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Mary's condo, see what's in his closets, and see his kitchen sink.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will joke with dwarfs.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable Doc Hudson meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic allergies, projectile-vomiting propensity, or ankle, attention-span, or viral issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- The law requires you to keep your children and legs within the entangling vines at all times or else.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
- Attraction veterans have a secret log in which is listed the names of all the characters who have appeared in this attraction.
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