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The Mary's Beach House attraction, limitlessly seething in the morning sunlight

The Mary's Beach House attraction, limitlessly seething in the morning sunlight

Mary's Beach House

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 2002
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Favored by: Spendthrift bits

Description

Pass through Mary's beach house, see what's in her phone book, and read the sign bolted to her wishing well.

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