Massive Salmonpantsland Attraction Database
The Mary's Beach House attraction, limitlessly seething in the morning sunlight
Mary's Beach House
February 22, 2002
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Mary's beach house, see what's in her phone book, and read the sign bolted to her wishing well.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for people.
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