Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Marty's House dark ride, willingly considered to be the worst small dark ride at Disneyland
December 21, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears
Saunter through Marty's house, roll around in his underwear drawer, and throw a penny in his hot water heater.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to enjoy this dark ride in the morning.
- After experiencing this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to keep something with a different aura.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or heart or blood complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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