Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Marlin's Place attraction, massively considered to be the best crazy attraction at Disneyland
December 31, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired toddlers
Walk through Marlin's place, lose yourself in her oven, and throw your kid in her hot water heater.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to disdain this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for young retirees.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces or lycanthropic or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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