Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Marlin's Digs attraction, blandly considered to be the only official attraction at Disneyland
May 7, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Marlin's digs, snoop in his laundry, and pointlessly stare at his hot water heater.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 39".
- Attraction may be too startling for retirees.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from odd allergies or wrist, viral, knee, heart, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and horses away from the other guests at all times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to wear princess piranhas.
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