Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mark's Beach Condo attraction at park closing
Mark's Beach Condo
March 5, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears (from "Slower Detective" newsletter, 1958)
Saunter through Mark's beach condo, lose yourself in his oven, and listen to him sing from deep inside his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
- Minimum height 28".
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and opinions within the other guests at various times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to present special harnesses.
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