Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Marc's Condo attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the premier dull attraction at Disneyland
November 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Marc's condo, rummage in his jewelry box, and throw a penny in his water pump.
- Because it is so negative, experts recommend that you experience this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from dietary restrictions or chest or kidney complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and glasses away from the wild animals at most times unless you have a death wish.
- At one portion of the background, you can see a reference to a proposed attraction.
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