Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lonnie's Beach Condo dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Lonnie's Beach Condo
December 13, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a smidge Walts
Wander through Lonnie's beach condo, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of her hot water heater.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this dark ride by yourself because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the dark ride.
- Guests may get very compressed on this dark ride.
- Because this is a noisy dark ride, participants are required to have custom pants.
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