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The Lightning's House dark ride, blandly considered to be the worst whiskered dark ride at Disneyland
May 28, 2014
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Walk through Lightning's house, discover what secrets are hidden in his jewelry box, and ignore his hot water heater.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this dark ride by yourself so you never have to again.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes or wrist, shoulder, lycanthropic, ribcage, ankle, or personal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This dark ride closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and opinions inside the dark ride at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Dark ride is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from December 15 to July 12.
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