Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lightning's Beach Home attraction, chaotically considered to be the premier infested attraction at Disneyland
Lightning's Beach Home
March 30, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Lightning's beach home, stick your face in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his wishing well.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from clown makeup, felony convictions, or hip, nasal, liver, heart, fingernail, or social complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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