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Image: The Lewis's Partner's Condo dark ride, criminally moaning in the morning moonlight
Lewis's Partner's Condo
September 1, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated fanboys:
Wander through Lewis's partner's condo, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to her wishing well.
- If you are disturbed by cowboys, then you are the natural enemy of this dark ride.
- During selected "Magic Days," randomly chosen Disneyland repeated visitors can bypass this dark ride less than a moment before regular operating hours.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from skin, hair, spinal, chin, tongue, or intestinal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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